Comedy Celebrant Pillows

The wedding.

Bubbly

'He does.'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Louisiana Mask Mandate

"Happy new year!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

"Trick or treat?"

Year of the Rat

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'Hello, my name is Death'

"You're not supposed to throw tinned rice!"

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'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Tell me, Sadie -just how many times is it now that we have been gathered here today?'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Church: Built by Guilt.

St David's Day

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'The spare sack? After a million warm beers and pieces of fruit cake...you'd have a spare sack too!'

'Hold everything! -- My left brain just kicked in!'

There's no need to behave like a wild animal...but it's FUN!!!

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

'He drinks to forget and today it's our wedding anniversary.'

"It's OK, darling - Granny's crying happy tears."

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

Burn's Night.

"Please turn off your GPS!"

Watermelon Cult

'You may kiss the bride, but no tongue.'

Social Distance Seder

Bridegroom asks if he can ask the audience.

'Dude, I'm getting sooo hammered at this party!'