Party Comedian Pillows

'Dude, I'm getting sooo hammered at this party!'

Man arrives at fancy ball in snow shoes and canadian dress

"Who you calling a candya**?"

Sheldon's party took a surprising turn after he had expressed his view that women belong in the kitchen.

Christmas Party Video 2

'Hello, my name is Death'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

'Your French dip, sir.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Trump pardons

'The circle is complete!'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

The Rooster Comedian.

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."