Party Humorists Pillows

'Man. Piltdown Man.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

They're Not Just That Into It

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

No-Work Orange

Trump! The Musical

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'

'I met my wife in unfortunate circumstances. I was single.'

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The signing of Ben Franklin's non-disclosure agreement.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"What other tricks does he need?"

'We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, except for Hancock... who smells bad...'

John F. Kennedy

Uncle Donnie

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Preliminary Price Tag: $5,000,000,000

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Beware of Don"

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

"I'm the worst president ever...the best!"

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'