Cheerful Supporter Mugs

Men can show their emotions!

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Have you tried barking at the moon?"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

Please Give

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

World Cup Fan.

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"Is there a humorist in the house?"

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I'm feeling generous."

Masochistic Soccer Fan

"Well, you're not itsy-bitsy to me."

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

"We’re ready when you are!"

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Sometimes, I wish we'd never invented football."

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Oh, I don't care about tennis - I just love cheering on the ball kids."

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

'For some reason the coach never puts me in.'

Kyle Sinckler

Corkscrew

"What happened, honey? Was your team defeated again?"

'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

Help Support Santa Off-Season

Chess cheerleaders jump up and down but don't make any noise.