Cheerful Bystander Pillows

"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Push for Disco...

Men can show their emotions!

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"Good morning, world!"

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

'Time's up, chuckles.'

"He's come out of retirement!"

Corkscrew

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

Wine and Stripes

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

Merchant giving money to office boy

"What's the exit strategy for this clappy thingy?"

Baubles

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

'I limit myself to just one glass of wine a day...'

'Happy New Year.'

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

Brain Cheering

Ticker-Ticker Timex Tra-La-La!

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"

Polo - Come on you Royals !