Cheerful Bystander Pillows

"We're spending Christmas with our grandparents in the Land of Forced Smiles."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Push for Disco...

Men can show their emotions!

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

Billgeville's new pedestrian monkey bars not only reduced accidents but also whipped people into great shape.

"Of course I attend the meetings but I'm more of a lurker,"

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Good morning, world!"

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"I work for Father Christmas's recycling plant."

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

"He's come out of retirement!"

Corkscrew

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Please solve this problem by throwing money at it.

"Are you sure this sport is now drug free?"

'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'

Wine and Stripes

Man selling 'Do-it-yourself Greeting Cards'.

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

'Why are you all of a sudden painting a huge knife dripping with blood?'

'I limit myself to just one glass of wine a day...'

"What's the exit strategy for this clappy thingy?"

'Happy New Year.'

Merchant giving money to office boy

Baubles

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon

Union Bar & Grill...Happy hour: all day, every day.

"Oh cheer up - it might never happen..!"

Ticker-Ticker Timex Tra-La-La!

Brain Cheering