Cheerful Buddy Pillows

Girl giving thumbs up sign.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Peach flirting with a banana.

"I think it stopped breathing."

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

'He followed me home! Can he hibernate here?'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

'I was in the right place at the right time once, and then I realized it wasn't ME.'

"Sure, it may be great for us, but it's hell on the markets."

"Jim, just put that hole behind you."

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"'Ere, mate - you look like a right muppett..!"

'You say the pains in my left leg are caused by old age. But doctor my right leg is just as old and it doesn't hurt at all!'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

'It was a gift.'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"When's the last time you shaved, little buddy?"