Cheerful Well-wisher Pillows

'Happy New Year.'

Priest

"Pollyanna, your teeth are shot. Stop sugar coating everything!"

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

Men can show their emotions!

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Wishing Well

Whenever his boss praised him, he broke into the biggest smile.

Greetings!

Wine Well

"Aren't you suppose to say ho ho ho. . . not meh meh meh?"

"This is one time of year we count our blessings. . . and not our calories."

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

You can stand under my umbrella.

"Hoppy are the peace makers"

Patient decorating hospital room.

"Good Grief! He thinks he is Santa Claus!"

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'Would you donate to help send a child to a funnier cartoon?'

'-are your ears burning too?'

Baubles

Man selling 'Do-it-yourself Greeting Cards'.

Merchant giving money to office boy

Wishing Well in the desert.

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

'We wish you well.'

I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?

Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.

'I wish my husband had what it takes to listen to me.'

Brain Cheering