Well-wishing Gesture Pillows

'We wish you well.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Priest

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

A Discreet Hint.

Genie.

Wishing Well

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Make a Wish

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

Wine Well

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

Christmas postie!

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

Wishing Well - "It works!"

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"