Well-wishing Gesture Pillows

'We wish you well.'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Priest

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

The awkwardness of one's first officeplace fist-bump.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Genie.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Wishing Well

A Discreet Hint.

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Make a Wish

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

"How much do you tip your genie?"

Wine Well

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

"Stupid superstitious waste of money - what'd you wish for, a new vacuum?"

'I wish I was still wearing size 32 underwear.'

Christmas postie!

Wishing Well - "It works!"

"How much of a gratuity does Santa usually get?"

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"