Heartfelt Gesture Lover Pillows

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Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Love

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'Marry me!'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

Love for the family

Thinkin' 'bout you - Kiss.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Romance in Pink

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

Be my Valentine!

Woman carrying a love heart

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'