Wishes Pillows

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

Genie.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

A Discreet Hint.

Wishing Well

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

'Did you make a wish?'

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Future beauty pageant contestants' Christmas wish.

Make a Wish