Wishes Pillows

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

Genie.

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Wish upon a star (well it's worth a try).

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Couple sharing the plastic widget from a pizza box like a chicken's wish bone

'Before I grant you your wish you have to fill out an environmental statement.'

'You broke your wishbone. I'd suggest making a wish.'

Oil explodes from the wishing well.

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

Wishing Well

"If three coins in the Trevi fountain will work, why not lots?"

A Discreet Hint.

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Capitalism

"Hearing aids. What did you wish for?"

Make a Wish

'Star light, star bright, first star I...' 'No.'

Dinosaur Wishbone

Wine Well