Wishing Well Wisher Pillows

Wishing Well

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Priest

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Genie.

Greetings!

What do you wish for next year?

Capitalism

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

Wine Well

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

Patient decorating hospital room.

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

'Happy New Year.'

'-are your ears burning too?'

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

"Okay, this is your last wish. Remember, I can grant you anything your heart desires... Are you absolutely sure you want another hole in one?"

'We wish you well.'

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

Be careful what you wish for. . .

'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'