Wishing Well Wisher Mugs

Wishing Well

I'm all out of small change... Do you think it will accept Visa Card?

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

Priest

Stockbroker and Psychotherapist: Money won't make you happy and therapy won't make you rich.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"I wish I could give you a pay rise, a bonus, and an extra week of vacation, but..."

Genie.

"In a Universe Light Years Away...Almost, son, but remember you have to light up all the people for your wish to come true."

Greetings!

What do you wish for next year?

Capitalism

"If I had three wishes, my last wish would be to only have two wishes."

Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$

Wine Well

"How much do you tip your genie?"

"I wish people would stop throwing money in me..."

"We have a new card line called 'It Must Be Nice'. Congratulate your friends, but with a hint of bitterness."

"A better standard of living?... Can you be a bit more specific?"

"Scarlett Johansson"? Look, pal, I'm a wishing star, not a miracle-working star!

"Okay, what's your second wish?"

"I'm your Fairy Dog Mother"

'Sorry, pal, but the last guy who rubbed my lamp took everything!'

Patient decorating hospital room.

'OK, that's strike two. What is your third wish?'

'World peace? Isn't that just an idealistic cliche?'

"Pick any three items and they're yours"

'Happy New Year.'

'World peace? �--What's your second choice?'

'-are your ears burning too?'

"I'm the chairman of the wish foundation."

'We wish you well.'

I need a greeting card that starts funny, moves on to heartfelt sympathy, and ends on a note of renewed confidence and joy.

'Boy - makes me wonder what he wished for...'