Selfless Supporter T-Shirts

"If I'm collecting for one cause, I may as well collect for them all."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Alms Bank

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Me and my money are soon parted

Please Give

Girl Scout cookies selling the girl scout.

'My dad is very nice unless you fumble a football.'

'Oooh, honey, will you get me that one?!'

"So then in comes this good-looking French vet from Vétérinaires sans Frontirères."

Football addict

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

'We're still crazy then ...'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"I take it your team lost again!"

Rodin's Charity Collector

"We will remember them."

"All I need now is someone who wants to adopt a 95 pound lap dog."

'No, we're owned by a non profit poundation.'

Don't ask the price - it's a pound.

Masochistic Soccer Fan