Conscientious Supporter Gifts

What would Jesus Do

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

Nature versus commerce.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

View to the Future

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

The original paperless office

"People! When you poison the last river, cut down the last tree - then you will understand that you cannot eat money."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'You must be really into recycling. Mommy says you're always talking trash.'

'You're still keen on organic gardening then!'

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

Ignoring Climate Change

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Crap others threw out

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'I forgot how creepy you look in the dark.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'They sed to be thought of as crackpots.' (Sign reads - civilization is doomed due to overpopulation, pollution, misuse of energy and resources.)

Made with 100% recycled material.

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Let's have the cod. It'll be extinct soon.

Electric bike.