Sweet Tooth With A Twist Gifts

Be My P.C.V

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing: it's salty."

Health Conscious Halloween

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.