Sweet Tooth For Sweets Gifts

"I hacked into Santa's computer and added a few gifts. It pays to have computer skills."

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Our visit to the flan factory.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."