Romantic But Quirky Gifts

"Wow, chocolates. How original..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'Oh my God. I love it!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"...until death do you a favor."

Frog flirting.

Holding hands

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Dating is so expensive...

Tea of Love

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Pyjama party

"I wanna be your lapdog."