Romantic But Skeptical Gifts

"I give this to you as a token of my love and commitment, and mistrust."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"You may now kiss the bride..."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Why we need poetry. . .

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Tea of Love

Frog flirting.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Dancing in pyjamas

Dating is so expensive...

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Holding hands

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Pyjama party

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Your tiny hand is frozen...

The wife whisperer.

Couple melting the snow around them.