Romantic But Skeptical T-Shirts

"I give this to you as a token of my love and commitment, and mistrust."

You're my Mona Lisa.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Why we need poetry. . .

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"I love it when we clear up issues between us."

Holding hands

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Frog flirting.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Dancing in pyjamas

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

Who Will blink First Hugs.

Tea of Love

Dating is so expensive...

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

The wife whisperer.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

Couple melting the snow around them.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

Your tiny hand is frozen...

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"I wanna be your lapdog."