Romantics With A Sense Of Humor Prints

'Yes, Operator, I'm holding.'

Robocop and Juliet.

Dancing in pyjamas

You're the botanicals in my gin

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Tunnel of Like.

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

"Honk if you love me!"

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

“It’s the only way we can get him to kiss her.”

'I'm looking for a card that says if I didn't get you this, I'd never hear the end of it.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'

"It was the unsubstantiated rumours that attracted me to you in the first place."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

Prison Romance.

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Dating in 2020

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Homophone Encounter

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."