Comedy Romantics Prints

Robocop and Juliet.

"Talk nerdy to me."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Stand-up Romcom

'Okay.. what the hell.'

"Call me?"

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Sexual chemistry set

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

Love is in the air...

'Your place or mine?'

'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'

Pole vaulter jumping Lover's Leap.

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Funnel of Love

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Dog in love

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Ugh, we get it - you're in love."

Harv's general clumsiness with prepositions comes back to haunt him.

'I think it's damn unprofessional for a dermatologist to scream 'Yikes' like that.'

Salt and Pepper