Love-struck Humorist Pillows

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

'That was close...hit me right in the wallet.'

"Do you want to suddenly decide we need a waffle maker?"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

Phoenix

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

"How barbaric! Females should be wooed by colourful displays, not fighting!"

Tunnel of Like.

Barman In Love.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'I love you, Howard, but let's not jump to conclusions.'

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

'Now that's what I call rejection.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

Homophone Encounter

Caterpillars in love

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Dating in 2020

'For the last time, Butchie, I love you but I'm not in love with you.'