Love-struck Dreamer Pillows

'I can't be your Valentine right now, but I'll put your name on a waiting list.'

'I fall in love so fast, so I carry these flowers around all the time...'

'Get up before you embarrass yourself.'

'I used to get ecstatic whenever I saw him. Now it's more like ecstatic cling.'

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romance

"Mr. Right!"

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Robocop and Juliet.

Quantum Psychic

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

Sinking with your heart

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

'Romeo and Julietta'

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Awkward First Dates

"I see Charlie's really smitten with that pretty thing in the flower shop!"

You're the cream in my coffee.

'Since I met you I can't eat...I can't drink...I'm broke.'

'Can we move over there?'

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy