Star-crossed Dreamer Gifts

"Don't you have a roof?"

"Granted, I'm just a lowly tree rat, but given time I know that your parents will see past the size of my ears and love as I do you!"

Shepherd and eurydice

Romance

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"Mr. Right!"

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

Elvis Presley

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

Epic Battles

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'I don't like Gerald as a person, but I like him as a concept.'

"Can you forget about that damn moon for two seconds and lend me a hand with the harmony?"

"You might ask, 'Can two people who love each other find happiness in an era of skyrocketing deficits?' I think they can."

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

Awkward First Dates

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."