Castaway Adventures Gifts

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"At last - no Trump."

Drawing on an island.

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'I know you're doing your best, but I'm getting awfully tired of cream of coconut soup.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'The sun is up. What do you feel like doing today?'

"We both knew this day would come, Samantha... I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

'This is the bit where we are supposed to say something ironic or funny.'

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

'We're being offered a two-week vacation on a tropical island.'

'I sure hope you're a marriage counselor.'

Desert Island in the midst of a lawn dotted with 'Keep of the Grass' signs.

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

'Let's see..I found you on friday, so I'll call you Frasier.'

Man on a desert island with only one palm tree making it impossible to hang a hammock.

"Okay, now we just wait for the wind to pick up!"

"Did someone forget to invite Dwayne?"

Island appears, castaway follows.

"Don't worry, it isn't yours."

'I'm sorry I don't date people from other islands!'

"Please tell me it's not coconut!"

Sand television

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A Great Idea.

OUT TO LUNCH sign hanging on a palm tree on a desert island.

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."