Digital Distraction Escapee Prints

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

Computer Gamers.

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

EEEEEEEEEEEE-Mail

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Family separated by the Internet

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

'Could you ask me how school was later? Right now I'm off-line.'

'Dad, can I speak to you, offline, about father son bonding?'

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Am I the only one who can see that sign?"

Hit escape!

"Mindlessly scrolling through social media hasn't solved any of my problems."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"No cell phone, no e-mails... boy, I've never felt so free1"

"Any luck?" "No, I can't get a wifi signal, either."

"Don't Look At it! It's A Listicle!"

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"