Home Distraction Navigator Pillows

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

Guru.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Working from Home with Kids

Working from home.

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

Miss Manners: Inappropriate and Appropriate.

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Sat Nav - Directions Through The House.

Productivity for those working in their pyjamas has plummeted with the viral increase in delivery can traffic across the pandemic...

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."

'He has weapons of mass destruction.'

Displacement activities for people who work from home...

"Why are there hoofprints on the toilet seat?"

"When we have the management video conference tomorrow, perhaps you guys could pretend to respect me as my wife will be in ear shot!"

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

"Oh, no, I forgot to shred the toilet paper!"