Domestic Scene Navigator Pillows

"Honey! Wake up. We heard a noise downstairs!"

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Rowing machine on a river.

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

Working from Home with Kids

Working from home.

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

"Lift your stems."

"Are we there yet?"

"I really like smart women."

'Did you mess with the thermostat again?'

'Of course I love having you around. Before you were born, I was the only one your mother yelled at.'

"Found it! The cat was using it as a pillow."

"I'm just saying, it would have been nice to have an en suite at night."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. III

Miss Manners: Inappropriate and Appropriate.

Sat Nav - Directions Through The House.

Productivity for those working in their pyjamas has plummeted with the viral increase in delivery can traffic across the pandemic...

"How do you work one of these?"

"I warned you not to play snooker with Monty."

"I said, my testicles are cold." "That's because they're in the dog's water bowl again."

"Here comes those birds you pulled last night, stout and bitter."

'He has weapons of mass destruction.'

"Go to work, I'll find out why Mom is agitated."

"Mine's a large one!" "How I wish!"

'I hope our programme has inspired some interesting debate.'