Domestic Life Navigator Pillows

'I hope our programme has inspired some interesting debate.'

'Of course I love having you around. Before you were born, I was the only one your mother yelled at.'

"I'm just saying, it would have been nice to have an en suite at night."

Mad Housewife.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Better times ahead.

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

Midlife: You Are Here.

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

"Wet wipe?"

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'It's quite common with men your age. You've got a silver duct tapeworm.'

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'