Domestic Life Navigator Pillows

'I hope our programme has inspired some interesting debate.'

'Of course I love having you around. Before you were born, I was the only one your mother yelled at.'

"I'm just saying, it would have been nice to have an en suite at night."

Mad Housewife.

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"It says here that if you read stuff on an electronic device you can miss the big picture."

Better times ahead.

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'Keep pumping Mildred.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

"If it's all random, why are you always here?"

Midlife: You Are Here.

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

Wiseguys/Smartasses/Eggheads/Smarty Pants

Doubt or Certainy

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

Base camp for Ed and Janet Wilson's courageous attempt to scale Mt. Blended Family.

"Can I call you back? We're having our favorite argument."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

"Wet wipe?"

Did you clean the loose snakes out of the shower drain? Medusa's husband.

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'We blow hot and cold. He argues it's too hot and I say it's too cold.'