Detour Navigators Gifts

A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Cars.

Road Construction.

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

Super Highway: 'Meaning of Life! Next exit!'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

'Don't get involved.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

Commutobile.

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.

'Don't make eye contact Harold, it's another one of those aggressive drivers.'