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A car takes a detour to the 'New Normal'.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Cars.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Road Construction.

"Look, Bailey! Business park at two o’clock!"

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Moses Lost in the Desert....Year 40

"Willy here will be our guide, and according to him, this short walk should take about three months..."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

'Don't get involved.'

'Dad, I know we're on vacation, but Rags needs to go to the vet.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

Super Highway: 'Meaning of Life! Next exit!'

Commutobile.

Shoot, I need to get over a lane.