Detour Devotee Gifts

'Don't tell me we've been following the wrong light!'

Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

Thomas Hardy

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Bonk!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

I'd like to order a power outage. Huh? My wife's on her phone all day, my son plays video games nonstop. My boss finds me by email wherever and whenever. My pager rings 'round the clock! Say again? I was text messaging. Pull the plug, man!

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

One book... One book... One book...

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

Road Construction.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

A man working on a model airplane

"She died doing what she loved."

Thriller of the Week

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

That's what I call attention to detail!

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