Detailing Devotee Gifts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I love these old decorations!"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"Bonk!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Like father like son.

'Huh. Where'd all my birthday decorations go???'

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."