Detailing Devotee T-Shirts

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"I said to myself, 'Maybe I can't change the world, but I can remodel my bathroom.' "

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Thomas Hardy

"I love these old decorations!"

'I installed all the floor tiles by myself. I did it all by tile and error.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

D.I.Y

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Bonk!"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Like father like son.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

Artist chained to his drawing.

"Dear Diary: Today I picked a peck of pickled peppers."