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Susan unexpectedly found herself living life in the fast lane due to a road detour.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Thomas Hardy

"Bonk!"

"My lessons on Enlightenment are a prerequisite to my graduate-level course on Investing in Derivatives."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

One book... One book... One book...

"Oprah is definite, Barnes and Noble is giving you front windows, and Norman Mailer has agreed to a feud."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Road Construction.

'It's not bad enough that he explains everything... He even explains his explanations.'

"I like your slavish attention to detail."

"She died doing what she loved."

A man working on a model airplane

Thriller of the Week

"How many times are young going to playback that last episode of 'Friends'?"

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

That's what I call attention to detail!

DMV - Enter Here

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'