Detour Detective Gifts

'It never fails: The shortest distance between two points is always under construction.'

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's time to retire the word 'profit'."

Hither and Yon sign

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

We have a problem with your research. We're Encyclopedia Britannica and you're Wikipedia.

Hospital Departments

Recalculating

You are here.

Chaos Theory Lecture - Upstairs and ask again.

Micro and Macro Department,

Confused drivers

Journey of a sandwich through the digestive system.

'Okay... now everyone smile and say: 'that;s not deductible'.'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

"Your curriculum vitae is extremely detailed, isn't it? I don't quite know what to make of the fact that your third-grade teacher, Miss Hartley, made you stand in the corner for throwing an eraser although another kid did it."

Don't forget to read the small print.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A Simplified Map Airport Map

"You say in your resume that you're very meticulous."

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

You are Here

"Wait...Did I Say 'North'?"

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

'Nothing this week †between your pay and your deductions, you broke even.'

Devil in the detail

The Life of Riley...

Rudolph's off-season side hustle

"I just audited our books. Your register came up five cents short, Rudy."

"Oh come on mate. I thought you said that you'd done the knowledge!"