Drive-thru Detective Gifts

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'How is the water prepared?'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

How is your soup, sir? Speaking for myself, it looks pretty good. I can't speak for the fly, of course.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

Veterinary drive thrus.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

A drive-thru with a pepper window

'The orange roughy looks good.'