Drive-thru Detective Gifts

Looking for a humorous gift for the drive-thru detective in your circle? Our collection features clever, playful products that celebrate their sharp eye and love for quick clues. Whether they’re a seasoned sleuth or a casual crime solver, these items add a dash of fun to their detective adventures. Explore mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture their curiosity and wit—making every day a new case to crack with style.

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"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?" mockup

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

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"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!" mockup

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

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"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us." mockup

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

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'How is the water prepared?'

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"Hey!-This looks like a good place!" mockup

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

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"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question." mockup

"To 'click to enter' or not to 'click to enter'… that is the question."

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"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time." mockup

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

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"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!" mockup

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

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'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.' mockup

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

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'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.' mockup

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

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Drive-Thru Fondue

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"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame." mockup

"We're well known for our freshly cooked food. Your order will be ready in a few minutes, Madame."

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'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?' mockup

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

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'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.' mockup

'D.N.A. tests show that the fuel pump doesn't belong to this car.'

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'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!' mockup

'Dad put that sign there to keep tabs on my driving!'

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"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day." mockup

"You asked for the soup of the day, you didn't specify what day."

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"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?" mockup

"Excuse me, is this the third turning on the left?"

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"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!" mockup

"Take it easy! Thinking snow doesn't mean necessarily mean wanting snow!"

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"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra." mockup

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

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"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything." mockup

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

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"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?" mockup

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

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We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide! mockup

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

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'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.' mockup

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

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"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies." mockup

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

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"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left." mockup

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

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'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.' mockup

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

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Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences. mockup

Bill can't decide whether to follow his head or his heart, with predictable consequences.

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"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?" mockup

"...and who might you ask was responsible for this mistake?"

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Veterinary drive thrus.

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World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.' mockup

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

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Outrageous Enthusiasm.

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A drive-thru with a pepper window mockup

A drive-thru with a pepper window

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'The orange roughy looks good.'

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Original Rory's - Under New MGMT. mockup

Original Rory's - Under New MGMT.

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Drive-thru Detective Gifts Collection

Drive-thru Detective Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for drive-thru detectives—funny, clever, and perfect for those who love mystery-solving with their morning coffee.

Drive-thru Detective Pillows

Discover pillows that add humor and charm to any detective’s space—perfect for lounging after a day of solving mysteries.

Drive-thru Detective Prints

Decorate their surroundings with prints that celebrate the clever, curious nature of drive-thru detectives—great for any mystery lover’s wall.

Drive-thru Detective T-Shirts

Find the ideal t-shirt for your drive-thru detective—featuring playful designs that put their investigative spirit on display.