Drive-thru Storyteller Gifts

Drive-thru Church

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

'Can you tell me where James Herriot lives?'

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

Drive-Thru Fondue

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'It's a rags-to- riches story. You should take the company tour.'

Rider's Block: Well I'll be. I've completely forgotten how to start this thing.

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

"You want those fries large, super size or weaponized?"

"One coffee and 12 creams."

As the crow flies cab co.

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

The Mormons

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

'But every time I leave a five car space in front of me, six cars cut in.'

A drive-thru with a pepper window

Veterinary drive thrus.

Fat Nav

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

Give us a ride and be able to drive in the car pool lane.

". . . And would you like flies with that?"