Drive-thru Humor Gifts

A drive-thru with a pepper window

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Drive-thru Church

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Congratulations. You've passed.'

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

'Franks, hamburgers, French fries, clams?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Drive-Thru Fondue

Ducks crossing.

Speed Checked By Radar.

Installing one of the new 'Buck Bridges' reduced Bob's auto insurance by 21%.

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"I've caught you not stopping at a red light."

Shouldn't you clean the windscreen?

'You know you're in Europe when the drive-thru's wine list is better than most of the sit-down restaurant's back home.'

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"Check your mirrors. Signal before pulling into traffic. And watch that lead foot!"

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

'Installing 6 foot spikes to stop cars from tailgating me.'

'When you get your permit, you get to sit over here in the driver's seat.'

Fat Nav

Outrageous Enthusiasm.

World's fastest burger: 'For faster service, honk twice, if you want fries w/ your order.'

Veterinary drive thrus.

'Hey -- Watch it with the tailgating'

Right lane ends 500 feet. . .Cheer up - it begins again 3 miles.

Man driving in tree to wife: 'I think we're lost.'

How's my Reaction Time? Call 1-800-OLDTIMER.

Chief, call you back. Something's come up.