Drive-thru Diver Gifts

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-thru Church

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

He was forced to take early retirement.

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Drive-Thru Church Service

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

Sitting In

"I can't heeear you!"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"One coffee and 12 creams."

Jello in the diving pool.

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."