Drive-thru Diver Pillows

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Drive-thru Church

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'Hey, Frenchie - you call this paupiettes de beouf aux legumes?'

'I keep having this recurring nightmare, that when I get back from walking in the woods my porridge is too cold.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"I'll have the kiddies meal...and don't hold back on the kiddies!"

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

He was forced to take early retirement.

'. . . Did you want an apple pie with that value meal, sir?'

'Every time I pass through here I get heartburn.'

Drive-Thru Church Service

'Yes, that's all - isn't 1500 calories enough?'

Deep sea diver finds The Plug.

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

"Two quarter-pounders, with fries and two large sodas. . . hey Tom, ask the guy in back if he wants anything."

'It just makes it seem more interesting.'

"Why would this taste better to me served from a drive thru window?"

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"I can't heeear you!"

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

Sitting In

"He's a very sound sleeper. When he sleeps he makes all kinds of sounds!"

"Don't sweat the Castilian pronunciation."

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

'He knows the best places to eat. That's why he sits up front with us.'

"Don't be ridiculous. This is for ordering food. Job interviews are being conducted straight ahead on the left."

An eagle catches springboard diver.

"One coffee and 12 creams."