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"So you don't want to come along?"

The experienced backpacker.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

World Tour.

'Are we nearly there yet?'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Don't you want to hear about the day I had?"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

Filling up.

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"

Discomfort zone.

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

The Finding Yourself Hour.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with worrying that you forget something."

'Backseat driver...'

The Chicken of the North

'Closed.'

The bus home.

'I think we took a wrong turn at Sodom or Gomoorah.'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."