Journey Seeker Gifts

Man climbs to the mountaintop for answers where a mirror awaits.

It's more about the journey, than actually catching it!

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

The Lost World: You are Here

Transient Inebriant

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Remote control pirate bully

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

The fate of the emigrant

Kid at bus stop to kid: 'Needless to say, I cured my Mom of her home-schooling kick.'

The experienced backpacker.

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Airlines

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Beach con-man.

Desert Island Meals.

'Cannonball!'

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"Look what I found, dad!"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Pirate

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I didn't spark joy."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"