Journey Dreamers Gifts

"Let's tow the trailer to a new state and make a fresh start."

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

The Lost World: You are Here

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Brave explorers of the world"

Greek A-Z Map,

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single malt."

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

Gulliver's other travels.

Yakety-Yak

Skiing at Sea

Rainbow/Horizon

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

The Fall from Pisa

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.