Journey Dreamer Gifts

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Flight by water

Desert nomad sees sign: 'Last Mirage for 50 Miles'.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Time for vacation, time for work.

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

The Lost World: You are Here

Try me/try me/try me...

Summertime

Medieval Vacation: 'What? I am relaxed. I'm relaxing!'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Italia tours

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'What do you mean...You feel uncomfortable asking for time off?'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.