Destination Dreamer Gifts

"Admit it, we're nowhere near Penzance!"

"Nowhere too exciting, my husband's a chartered accountant."

"I love travel - it's so much fun to spend money in a different place."

Man in a travel agency.

"Anywhere!"

"I think they mean it."

"What do you suggest for someone who has been everywhere?"

"How can you say that if you've never been there?"

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

'I've given up trying to make it through airline security.'

'We only have time for one, so which do you recommend - Inner Mongolia or Outter?'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"Hmmm..."

Paris,,,Rio,,,Paris,,,

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Travel: Special low rates to Capistrano

Travel Agency. We can afford far, and we can afford wide, but we can't afford both.

Travel Agency. We want to go someplace touristy that on one else knows about.

"I love the four seasons, .. Manhattan, Palm Beach, Paris and Martha's vineyard."

"For a lot less money I could recommend something similar to provence, …. …. Providence."

"It all looks so great. I can't wait to be disappointed."

"We haven't decided. At the moment, Stuart is researching Kennebunkport."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Desert Island Meals.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He lives for his holidays.'