Oasis Enthusiast Gifts

Desert oasis.

Liam Gallagher

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

The Big Tipper

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

How Swordfish Are Born

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'