Oasis Enthusiast T-Shirts

Desert oasis.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

The Big Tipper

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

A crab with a utility knife claw

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Segregated Beach

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

Dorothy and Toto

How Swordfish Are Born

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Happy Retirement

Shark with Braces.

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'