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'I knew him when he wanted to go down in history...'

Welcome to the Team

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Stargazing sure is less painful at night."

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'There's a gentleman out here with $643 million. He would like to discuss a takeover.'

Moon

A divided world.

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Macho man body building club.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

You are everywhere.

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

'Whoops!'

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

The Moon Falls Out of the Sky.

"But is it..?"

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

'Hey, look how tiny the Earth appears through this end!'

'He seems nice.'

"Having a fine old name really has been enough for me."

'They're plowing you? -- how does it feel?', 'Groovy!'

Shoot for the moon or die in the vacuum of space