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A finger through the globe

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Sign my yearbook?"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'I'll blurb you if you'll blurb me.'

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Treasure Island Book.

"It's just one bad review and we all know who wrote it."

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

'Wow, talk about genius!'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

"That's our new church mascot."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"You run into a window, too?"

The Suite Hereafter

'Look Chaucer, there goes that rotten plagiarist Shakespeare again!'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"I can never remember if it's smite or smote."

John Masefield.

'You're no Pollock.'

"They weren't kidding when they said a women's work is never done!"

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'All You Can Eat Wings.'